Naomi Foyle


English Eccentrics In Love


Not just his tiger rugs and scorpions,

all of Stanley Spencer’s paintings make me think of you:

their rich palette like the quarried colours

of your kisses; their untamed quaintness

like the way you sometimes brush your hair.


And the artist, I am sure, would approve of your desire

to start a new religion, just to worship women.

When the virgin Stanley married, he painted the Resurrection

in his village churchyard: souls arising from the soil

in tribute to the earthly succour of his wife.


After divorcing Hilda, though, he fell

hard for a dyke, painted Patricia naked

beside a leg of mutton, his own ineffectual

appendages — glasses, genitals, head — dangling

blue and strangled over her supine disdain.


I’m sure you would have warned him, man to man,

but when he offered his model all his money and his house

Patricia and her lover had a little chat,

agreed that she would walk the aisle with him ―

Stanley slept once more with Hilda on the wedding night.


Patricia scarpered six months later

(back to Dorothy’s warm bed),

unperturbed by carnal knowledge of our Stan.

Spencer, undaunted by the weakness of the flesh,

wrote love letters to his Hilda for years beyond her death.


Who’d choose to be a painter or a muse? God knows

I smiled when you announced your chosen deity. But

though gold rings have never come between us at the altar

we anoint; though women also are to me the staff of life;

still I suffer like a wife the fluctuations of your faith.


Leaves tremble, water shimmers when we touch,

swans sail down our river in the night.

But the red brick walls of factories and chimney stacks

bulge between us in the moonlight

when you rise to go back home before the dawn.


Perhaps I do deserve someone unswerving, who’ll build me up

with patient brushstrokes in his heart. But if you did

would I adopt Patricia’s joyless gaze:

irritated icon, shark in lace garters,

martyr to the marriage bed, a girls’ girl to the end?



Naomi Foyle © 2008