Kevin Saving

Gordon Brown

(To be sung to the tune of The Stranglers' 'Golden Brown')

Gordon Brown eyed-up The Prize,

now he's found it's not his size.

Labour's dead-beats

losing their seats,

giving up ground through Gordon Brown.

Gordon Brown taxes the poor

(when they're down) ten percent more.

Our ancient rights

sold over-night,

he's gone to town, our Gordon Brown.

Gordon Brown, when interviewed,

looks and sounds like he's chewing food.

Not voted-in.

Nothing but "spin".

History's clown - THAT'S Gordon Brown.